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*Please don't look for reviews here. I am merely a film critic, not a reviewer. My aspiration is to one day post reviews. The newsletter is on hiatus.



      20 Feet from Stardom



   2046 

   Ad Astra 






 


 Blade 2049   wrong color


  Bling Ring Reviewed July 2013



  Border      (https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/border_2018/)



  Burning

  Call of the Wild
  Castle in the Sky

  Chinatown

  Chocolate (2008)



  City Hunter (1993)

 

  Coco


Colossal meh




  Cowboy Bebop: Knockin' on Heaven's Door


  Crazy Rich Asians


  Darkest Hour

  




The Dead Don't Die (MIA)


  Death of Stalin

 



 The Disaster Artist





  


















 









 





 Pitch Perfect MIA




 Police Story +  Double Feature









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