Millionaires Express (1986) LM

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Millionaires Express (1986)


Sammo Hung: check.

Chinese Marlboro Man bounty hunter in Siberia: check.

Snowball rolling down a hill trick: check.

Steam Engines, Shanghai, brass bands, stilt walking, blown railways, motorcycles with sidecars: present and accounted for.

Hill bandits: appearing through the generosity of The Magnificent Seven via Seven Samurai.

Slapstick Fu, Samurai Fu, Ninja Fu, Whore Fu, CIA/Interpol Fu, Gatling Gun Fu: check.

Sherlock Holmes: Never gets laid.

A tasteful combination of a Keystone Kops remake of The Wild Bunch, with a Sergio Leone remake of It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World filmed in China. Easily the greatest movie ever made: Check it out.


edit: Same movie sometimes called Shanghai Express.

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