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Election 1999

Election 1999 Tracy Enid Flick: The role Reese Witherspoon was born to play. You can’t interfere with : Destiny! Chewing-gum-in-the-fishbowl Fu! George Washington Carver: The most lily-white high school in America! Littering: Must stop! The real me: One, two, three times a lady! I’m not talking about ethics: I’m talking about morals! Win or lose: Ethical conduct is everything! I’ll be the tight end!: What does God want from me? I’m attracted to the person: Just experimenting! Lisa took me home: And blew me! Fill me up!: Good job! Three-day suspension is like: A paid vacation! Who cares? I do!: You Betzler!!! Trigger Warning: Presumed statutory rape of the legally blonde! Dave wets the bed! Every vote: Was accounted for! Setback? Opportunity! Volunteer docents: And trained educators! But instead, I just stood there! Perhaps the greatest of the Broderick/Witherspoons. Dark. Check it out!! mic drop