Border LM+ LR

-

Border


Liquor: Three of four bottles, sniff sniff.

Long John Silver: Smuggled into assisted living.

Trigger Warning: Dirty fingernails.

Shame, Guilt, Rage: I smelled it on him, sniff sniff.

Friends: Moose und Fox.

Now we're eating maggots: Be discreet.

Fridge: Sometimes you need your privacy.

They must suffer: as we have suffered.

It came parcel post: Look at that Carnation Baby!

Spoiler:

     At first I thought it was about Neanderthals, but it turned out to be about Trolls. As an allegory, it is either very heavy-handed, light as a feather, or not an allegory at all.

Trigger Warning:

     Spoiler:

          Graphic Troll sex.

Very interesting movie in the Gloomy Scandinavian Tradition. Alludes to baby porn. By all means check it out.

Comments

Post a Comment

Popular posts from this blog

Terminator: Geriatrics

-
Image
 Terminator: Geriatrics a.k.a Terminator: Dark Fate Problems with static electricity: Please use proper grounding! Snowplows in Mexico City: check. Obligatory Junkies in a drugstore scene: check. Mifune/Musashi flyswatter scene: check. Mother Mary: comes to me! The wooded hills of Laredo: check. I can change diapers efficiently and I am extremely funny: check. Potato chips: Internet of ****! Aerial delivery: Saves the day! Noche de los Muertos: Terrible mess to clean up! Much better than you are expecting it to be. Ahnold and Sarah acquit themselves well, and there are enough young people to keep the movie regular. Check it out.
Read more

Election 1999

-
Election 1999 Tracy Enid Flick: The role Reese Witherspoon was born to play. You can’t interfere with : Destiny! Chewing-gum-in-the-fishbowl Fu! George Washington Carver: The most lily-white high school in America! Littering: Must stop! The real me: One, two, three times a lady! I’m not talking about ethics: I’m talking about morals! Win or lose: Ethical conduct is everything! I’ll be the tight end!: What does God want from me? I’m attracted to the person: Just experimenting! Lisa took me home: And blew me! Fill me up!: Good job! Three-day suspension is like: A paid vacation! Who cares? I do!: You Betzler!!! Trigger Warning: Presumed statutory rape of the legally blonde! Dave wets the bed! Every vote: Was accounted for! Setback? Opportunity! Volunteer docents: And trained educators! But instead, I just stood there! Perhaps the greatest of the Broderick/Witherspoons. Dark. Check it out!! mic drop
Read more

Castle in the Sky LM+

-
Image
Castle in the Sky     LaPuta: Island in the sky. Pirates: check. The girl will grow to be like: Mama. Dragonfly cycles; Robot Warrior Fu; Crystal Fu; Dirigible Fu: check. This is a job for a woman: Cover me! A woman's work: Is never done. Flycatcher's nest protected by: Guardian Angel Bot. Pazu, world's greatest action hero: Tarzan Of The Skies. One of the first Ghiblis, and one of the best. If you ever have a chance to see it on the big screen, Check it out!
Read more