Lego Batman LR+ LM++

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Lego Batman

2-9-17

What happens after opening credits? -- Dunno, laughing too hard.

Lego Batman: Issues.

Joker: *******earted.

        Spoiler:  Tough breakup.

Weather? -- It's raining dads.

Biggest Villain? -- HDMI3.

Steals the show? --

        Spoiler: Tom Cruise.

            Spoiler:   The crowd went wild!

All 2017 Oscars? -- Locked up.

Rest of 2017 flicks? -- Pointless.

Check it out.

"Welcome to the Phantom Zone, Bad Guy!!!111"




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