Phat Mack Eyeballs The Flicks

John Wick 2 2-13-17 Camaro Fu; Mustang Fu; Neck-Tats-Fu; Seneca-Cosplay Fu; Disco-Party Fu; Stair Fu; Violin Fu; Pencil Fu; Sumo Fu; JHS Hallway Fu; Subway Fu; Pigeon Fu (Fishburne Fu (Appleby's Fu)); Museum Fu; Deaf Dancer Fu: Check. Duck Fat Fu (sorry, I had to do it): Check. Acting : Seldomly deployed, but the squeamish may wish to avert their eyes when plot elements require advancement. Myriad gangsters from myriad cultures: Check. Their accents: Teddy KGB, each and every one. Somebody do a body count. Check it out.

Wick 3 It always rains: In New York City! New York Public Library: Spoiler: Allows patrons to re-shelve their own books! Walt Coogan: Played by John Wick! Audi TT: One horsepower! Horse Fu; Comanche Fu! Morticia Adams: Played by John Wick! Same suit: Different continent! Finally: Belly Dancers! Rick Blaine: Played by John Wick! A girl: and her dog! Sit!: Jerry Robinson's revenge! Omar Sharif: Played by Ricardo Montalban! Sushi Fu; Flip Phone Fu; Laurence Fishburne Fu! Everything I hoped it would be... Spoiler: ...some of the stunt-dog scenes had me gasping and rising up out of my seat... ...a masterpiece of a shooter game brought to the screen without the shooter game first! Check it out! Spoiler: To be continued!!!