Kill Bill 1 & 2 Double Feature

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 Kill Bill 1 & 2 Double Feature


“Bill, it’s your bab…”: “BangxBang, he shot me down. BangxBang, I hit the ground.”


Ding Dong, Avon calling: Nokia, go to your room!


Eye patch: Fashion coordinated!


Copperhead: Pussy Wagon!


4 years earlier: 4 years later!


Lube up with this and: You're good to go!


Luckily for her: Boss Matsumoto was a pedophile!


Sonny Chiba: Has a beautiful hand!


Showdown at the House of Blue Leaves: ZZR vs. FSR.


Gogo: One weird looking chick!


5678: Woo Hoo!


Charlie Brown and Yellow Velour Tracksuit: Harajuku Kidz!


Crazy 88s & Hullabaloo Dancers: Nobody But Me!


It’s snowing in the garden: Bloodbath’s Blossom!


II (intermission)


Caine still has his flute: That was quite a kiss, Daddy!


Priceless: Not in El Paso!


Johnny Cash: Under the Trailer!


Your arm now: Belongs to me!


Paula Schultz: May I have a glass of water, please?


I am susceptible to flattery: Then came Bronson!


Was a fool for a woman: That Pussy died!


Bad Daddy: Pan Blanco Bimbo!


Bad Mommy: Shogun Assassin!


Blah blah blah: A bunch of philosophical stuff!


5-point exploding heart technique: Sounds like Powerpoint!


Coffee Fu! Sword Fu! Rock Salt Fu! Dagger Fu! Cereal Box Fu! Eveready 9 Lives Fu! Black Mambo Beta Fu! Pai Mei Fu! Kung Fu! Stairway Fu! The Famous Karmen Ghia Fu! Rufus Thomas Fu! American Spirit Fu! Daryl Hannah Fu! Black Trans Am Fu! Buck-as-a-doorstop Fu! Wiggle-your-big-toe Fu! My O My Club Fu! Some Weird Ball-On-A-Chain Fu!


Monumental soundtrack, although sometimes intrusive or annoying. A montage of pastiches just as silly as the originals but with higher production values! No really good chase scenes but now considered a classic! Fun Watch! Check it out!









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